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THE PERFECT BORDER PATROL! - Just try to jump this fence! No Border, No Order, No Nation. Which part of ILLEGAL do you not understand?




Liberalism -




NEW WORLD ORDER - Only the Wolf Pack can save us now.




D.A.D.D.D. - Stopping the sickness....




Obama Has Let In 600,000 Illegals From Dangerous Muslim Nations -




GO FORTH AND LIE, LIE, LIE -




DR. EVIL SOROS - Here's the plan. Destroy the global currency, then hold the planet's economy ransom for... ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT.




UNITED STATES BORDER PATROL -




No Illegals. No Amnesty. No Compromise. -




OBAMA DIDNT KILL OSAMA - Just Like Charles Manson Didnt Kill Sharon Tate, Leno Or Rosemary LaBianca.




" THE 'CUUKOO'S' EGG " - 'Narcissist- In - Chief' Pres Obama Drops His Name Into the Other White House website Presidential Biographies.




executive orders -




White House Fence Jumper -




Illegal aliens -




LIBERALISM - is a mental disorder.




Obama's Open Border Policy -




JUNE 16, 2010 - A DAY OF INFAMY - The day the federal government officially closed 3500 acres of Arizona to US citizens because they can not control foreign incursions. Way to go Barack.




" CAMP DAVID WALLS 'REDECORATED' TO THE TASTE OF THE NARCISSIST-IN-CHIEF " -




The Idiocy Of Liberalism -




Of course he could stomp on the American flag and spit on it... -


TAGS: trump cuba embargo law order
Rating: 5/5

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Pushkin - December 13, 2016, 9:24 am
Orange is the new popular color. And if you don't like Orange you'll be unpopular just like the Democratic party.


POLITICAL WILL AND LONG VIEW - It enabled a nation existing at the subsistence level to build 3900 miles of border fence while the wealthiest nation in history can not manage 800 miles.




OBAMACARE... JUST LIKE BUYING BEER -




Climate Change Is The Global Crisis Key To Unlock The New World Order -


TAGS: climate change global crisis key unlock the new world order gordon brown quote global warming hoax greenies warmists alarmists hysterians eco fascism socialism nwo ipcc
Rating: 4.33/5

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freasy - May 5, 2015, 12:39 pm
Bottom line, the data was fudged. Lies Lies and d***ed lies.


NATIONAL GUARD TO MISS DEADLINE -




INFORMED PEOPLE ASK THE PRESIDENT... -




Democrats want illegals -




INFORMED PEOPLE ASK THE PRESIDENT... -




Amensty and welfare -




YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS KIND OF STUPIDITY AND GOVERNMENT CORRUPTION UP, FOLKS -




Amnesty -




HMMMMM - Why does Julian Assange (Wiki-leaks) remind me of Bill Mahr? Could be that defective genetic "Liberalism is a genetic disorder" condition?




Illegal Aliens -




ONE MAN WITH COURAGE - IS A MAJORITY. Thomas Jefferson




The Serendipity Clause -




George Washington General Orders -




1967 - if it is good enough for Israel shouldn't it be good enough for America?




THE NEW MILITARISTIC WORLD ORDER -




THE SHIFT -




BORDER SECURITY- THIS IS WHAT LEADING FROM BEHIND LOOKS LIKE -




" THERE CAN ONLY BE ME " - President Obama's former doctor claims that the president lacks passion, feeling and humanity.




OBAMA'S BORDER FENCE VS. EBOLA -




OBAMA'S NOMINEE FOR WORLD BANK PREZ: "GOING FOR GLOBAL OBAMACARE?" - Sociopaths truly believe their ends justify their means.




BACK ORDERED ITEM -




DHS PURCHASED 2,700 MINE RESISTANT ARMOR PROTECTED VEHICLES - "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."




OBAMA AND BORDERS - Since Israel is to go back to 1967 borders, will he also give the southwest back to Mexico as well? With our open border policy, .....it might as well be...




WELL... - Every time I enter Taco Bell wearing my ICE vest and Border Patrol cap, I end up self-serving anyway.




NEW WORLD ORDER - It's already here. Your fancy sunglasses and your meager arsenal ain't gonna put a stop to it.


TAGS: new world order gun control
Rating: 3.67/5

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PapaFox - January 20, 2013, 1:05 pm
Taking up arms against our elected government would make you a traitor, not a patriot.
foxrecon19d - January 20, 2013, 12:25 pm
...unless, of course, you multiply that by millions of real American patriots determined to stand against an oppressive government... y'know, the folks the Democrats have been demonizing lately


Nothing Wrong -




PAT ROBERTSON - Look at his hand, LOOK AT HIS HAND! HE'S A MEMBER OF THE OCCULT-SATANIC-ELITE OF THE ILLUMINATI NEW WORLD ORDER!


TAGS: pat robertson new world order
Rating: 3.4/5

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Renza - March 7, 2013, 8:09 am
Hard to say, hes manipulative enough to be illuminati, but doesn't seem bright enough... and satanists are usually much more reasonable people than the crazy evangelical types
PapaFox - March 7, 2013, 6:41 am
He's probably a Mason too! :-D


SHORT MEMORIES - A chronic problem among Conservatives.




EXECUTIVE ORDERS - The gun nuts are so funny sometimes...


TAGS: executive orders
Rating: 3/5

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foxrecon19d - February 4, 2013, 2:48 am
I remember someone issuing JUST ONE executive order which said, "Destroy the Jews." Guess you think that one was okay since it was just one. Oh, and it wasn't Hitler, either. It was the guy who has issued fewer executive orders than any president...
JOHNSONPARADISE - January 19, 2013, 12:18 pm
Sooo according to you the content of an executive order doesn't matter, as long as you don't do many of them ?


US BORDER - Obama's wall will stop anyone




THE DAILY RITUAL - Glenn Beck, Shawn Hannity & Fox News give instructions to American Conservatives.




Bad News Good News -




Find a cure for liberalism -




Help cure liberalism in our lifetime -




Obama & Holder Killed Brian Terry -


TAGS: terry obama atf holder border
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - October 23, 2014, 3:51 pm
And today Obama granted Executive Privilege to Holder's wife. How is it she had access to the documents for which EP was issued?


arrest him! -




The growth of liberalism -




Liberals -




What Trump meant by "law and order" -


TAGS: trump law and order democrats
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - July 30, 2016, 7:40 am
Don't sweat it. It's really not that big a deal :^) Cheers, mate.
truthteller - July 30, 2016, 7:23 am
Sorry about that FN!!! Wasn't thinking, brother. Should know better than to give out your personal information like that. Even if it is just a first name. Total brain fart. Learned my lesson man. Catch ya on the flip.
fauxnews - July 28, 2016, 11:38 am
Hardy har har. None taken. ;^) None taken. Have a good one, mate.
ipaprime - July 28, 2016, 1:27 am
No offense intended. And have a beautiful day. Fauxy.
ipaprime - July 28, 2016, 1:25 am
I think s/he wants to know if you are Ben from Dover.
fauxnews - July 26, 2016, 8:15 pm
So much for my privacy, TT. :^/ At least you didn't give him my last name (not that you have it). P.S. I don't know "Bluelivesmatter" outside of here or elsewhere. He/she might know me on here but if that's true he/she hasn't told me who he/she is. Cheers
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 6:28 pm
So lay off the trolling for a sec. I asked you a question earlier brother. Are you friends with FauxNews? Are you just FN pulling our leg, satirizing a Trump toadie?Nobody is this dense or ignorant on purpose.ha ha ha
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 6:24 pm
Anyone is a leftwing radical next to you Trump cult members. You make Pat Buchanan look like Joe Lieberman in comparison. Any moderate conservative who doesn't obey commie Putin-lapdog 'Trump' is a liberal in your delusional little minds. What's new?
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 6:05 pm
Really? What part of England? Do you know Ben here on Politifake? You both have similar backgrounds
BlueLivesMatter - July 26, 2016, 6:05 pm
BTW, truthteller, great job exposing yourself as your typical, extremist, left wing radical here to strong arm people into voting for Gary Whatshisname
BlueLivesMatter - July 26, 2016, 5:58 pm
And why should I cate? Just as you are a registered Republican, I'm an English Jew. Dont have a dog in the race...
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 5:58 pm
Thats why Im voting Gary Johnson.He might not win but Trump WILL ruin the GOP.Im a proud Reagan Republican who supported Kasich.Only you radical trolls would think us moderate conservatives are leftists compared to you in your far-right wing fantasy land
BlueLivesMatter - July 26, 2016, 5:55 pm
So.... vote for Hillary then, Mr.Creepy Republican
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 5:52 pm
Trump has brainwashed his supporters well,not that it's hard.Not much there to work with or wash.Speaking of sour,we know your favorite flavor of Kool-aid is sour gra**s.I'd be s****** on them too if I was supporting a doomed loser like RINO Donald Trump
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 5:47 pm
You are blue in the face,BlueLiesSadder.You dodged everything I said, tail tucked between legs,especially the part where I pointed out where RINO Trump not long ago said Hillary would make a great President-puke-.Horrible thought,as he spoils the election
BlueLivesMatter - July 26, 2016, 4:33 pm
You're telling on yourself, truthteller. You sound like your typical radical extremist leftist troll that was brainwashed to get angry every time he sees the Constitution of the United States. Sour apple. Bet your favorite Kool-Aid flavor is sour apple
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 12:13 pm
*Where is your
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 12:12 pm
Where is you evidence that Obama keeps law-abiding Christians from entering my country? Real sources please. Not political propaganda from the right or left. Talk about detached from "reality". You speak from personal experience brother.
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 12:10 pm
You didn't deny that Trump banned journalists from his events. You clearly hate Obama. So using Obama's behavior to excuse Trump is the same thing as saying Trump is no better than Obama. You might as well be an Obama supporter with that logic then
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 12:06 pm
I don't drink Kool-aid. I'm a man. Ask your mommy for some, not me. As for illegal torture methods, he said it plain as rain http://time.com/4247397/donald-trump-waterboarding-torture/
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 12:04 pm
Trump supporters truly are the lowest-common denominator of political discourse. You wouldn't know "reality" if it bit you on the [email protected] You delusionally love RINO Trump who once bragged about how leftist Hillary would make a great President. I rest my case
BlueLivesMatter - July 26, 2016, 11:59 am
Bans journalists from his events? Obama. Keeps law abiding Christians from the middle east from entering our nation? That's Obama, too. Approves "illegal torture"? Care to site that source? What flavor is the Kool-Aid you're drinking?
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 11:57 am
For what it is worth, I'm a Kasich or bust supporter and a registered Republican who proudly voted for Reagan, McCain, Bush and his son twice. Though I regret the last one. Taking a cue from your leader, I expect a Trump supporter to distort the truth
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 11:54 am
Thanks for conceding that and returning the mic to me. Yes, I'm the "reality" brother. And there is nothing I said in my comment that wasn't true. Trump was proud of all that and condemned in every moderate conservative circle for it.
BlueLivesMatter - July 26, 2016, 6:10 am
Always nice to hear the twisted, opinionated propaganda of a leftist. We now return you to reality.
truthteller - July 26, 2016, 2:09 am
What a joke! Trump bans journalists from his events. Wants to keep law-abiding people from entering our nation based on their religion. Approves of illegal torture methods.Let's get something straight. He wants to wipe his orange [email protected] with our Constitution


Liberalism Is All About Control -




executive orders -




Congresscritters Fell Asleep & Played With Cell Phones During Judiciary Hearing On Kate's Law -




Projection: It's what liberals do! -




Obama - Won't Secure Border - Wants Global Security Summit -




liberals say you can't build a wall at the border -


TAGS: borders language culture define a nation
Rating: 5/5

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tommygun - October 1, 2015, 8:42 pm
Probably corrupt (Sarcasm)
Curlyrocks - September 28, 2015, 2:13 pm
or 3) the libertarian plan of saying F it and legalizing all drugs so that these monsters don't have an opportunity to exist.
Curlyrocks - September 28, 2015, 2:12 pm
"probably corrupt"? they are the most corrupt. So the options are 1) the conservative plan to put more drug users in jail and expand the useless war on drugs. 2) the liberal plan of expanding treatment centers and getting more people off drugs by choice
tommygun - September 27, 2015, 10:38 am
If the drug lords in Mexico are the problem, then we can't stop it because liberals hate it when we tell other nations what to do, Mexico is probably corrupt and getting money from the drug cartels as protection money
Curlyrocks - September 22, 2015, 7:39 am
They're under the impression that they're kinder masters than the drug lords these people are escaping. Not going to disagree with them, but cut off the cocaine coming into the states and that will end the slavery and the flow of illegals.
OTC - September 21, 2015, 9:56 pm
Stop illegal immigration- stop the slavery. Liberals don't get that?
Curlyrocks - September 21, 2015, 11:51 am
No they didn't have liberals. They had a cruel dictator and slaves. But don't worry, there are tons of Mexicans who get treated like slaves to build that wall for you on the cheap


Climate Change -




Barack Obama -




Compassionate progressives... -




US/Mexico border -




Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder -




1st executive order ready to sign -




George Soros Built That! -




Remember Brian Terry -




Liberalism -




Whiny Liberal Lunatic -




Liberal Insanity -




Cruz, Trump & The Border Wall -


TAGS: ted cruz conservative warrior 2016 trusted donald trump rino amnesty border wall illegal immigration texas senator new yourk liberal rnc gop
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - February 11, 2016, 11:35 am
According to Silver, the GOP defensive system for pushing an acceptable establishment candidate (Rubio,Bush,etc.) is broken,etc. Why do I see this ending in a Trump ticket with Cruz as his VP choice :-/ Translation(2016 election): Death of the GOP (2/2)
fauxnews - February 11, 2016, 11:33 am
Well...it doesn't seem to be affect Trump. According to famed pollster and political a***yst Nate Silver (who predicted the last 2 Presidential elections quite accurately) Trump is the front runner and should be treated as such (1/2)
Bandit5906 - February 11, 2016, 10:21 am
That was then and this is now!


Great Job, Obama! -




Illegal Blood-Sucking Alien Parasites -




Obama Loves Mass Murdering Communist Dictators -




Shut Up, Pope Frankie!!! -




Liberals On Campus -




Liberalism Is a Mental Illness -




Detestable Display Of Liberal Intolerance & Abhorrence -




No Border, No Order, No Nation -




Marco Rubio: The Water Boy For The GOP Establishment -




the southern border elephant -




Trump's weak -




Liberal Logic -




This Will Not End Well -


TAGS: obama gitmo guantanamo bay islamic terrorists radical muslims barack traitor treason tyrant despot dictator king hussein democrat dhimmitude appeasement liberal lunacy barry soetoro liberalism moonbats is a mental disorder
Rating: 4.88/5

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Bandit5906 - January 15, 2016, 2:22 pm
And no one raises an eyebrow? That is why we need a non-politician for President


Obama the War Criminal -




Presidential Memorandum -




Obama Immigration Policy Poster Girl -


TAGS: obama immigration policy poster girl islamic terrorism jihad syrian refugees border security open borders radical islam tashfeen malik syed rizwan farook san bernardino shooters
Rating: 4.67/5

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Bandit5906 - February 7, 2016, 2:35 pm
A perfect poster girl! 5L
fauxnews - February 7, 2016, 5:08 am
Nuts.


Liberal Lunacy: People Who Steal from Wal-Mart Should Not Be Arrested -




illegal amnesty for illegal immigrants -




Bill O' Reilly: Killing the Constitution -




Hungarians step up border security among influx of immigrants -




Law and Disorder -




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